Top 10 thing we learn from TV about pets

1. Doggie schools have a 100% failure rate.

2. If someone finds a dog or a cat, they don't want it at first, then fall in love with it, keep it for 15 minutes, and then find it a loving home with a big back yard.

3. Dogs know how to turn on the TV and understand everything that's being said. In fact all pets are smarter than the people who own them.

4. Pets never shed or have accidents on the carpet.

5. All pet mice or snakes will escape at least once and be found by a woman standing on a chair, screaming.

6. Every pet will eventually run away from home because of hurt feelings.

7. Pets don't need any attention. And you don't have to feed them for months. They are perfectly happy just lying on the floor next to you, being part of the scenery.

8. Your cat will have a litter of 10, and within 30 minutes every last one of the kittens will have found a good home somewhere.

9. Lost something? Whatever it is, it's probably in the dog house or the cat basket.

10. Your dog is a much better kisser than your wife. And at night your dog's back feels exactly like your wife's legs.